OK so today while i was on my usual street corner and drinking my usual cup of rainwater some random guy came up to me and tossed in a dime!!! DO you know how gross that is i mean for starters I don't know where that dime has been, and secondly i don't go up to people minding there own business and drop a dime into the drink. Whats wrong with the world and why does this always happen to me. Everyday my fresh cup of rain water is ruined my some moron.Anyways after the b-hole left i got up and started gutter hoping. Now if you don't know what this is then you don't know that its used to cure boredom, and you don't know that it hardly ever does its job. So back to the story, i,m jumping gutters when i trip over some dime on it and fall right in front of traffic. Cars from every direction where zooming at me not even noticing that i was there. As i made my way back to the sidewalk a car hits a dime on the ground at the right angle and sends it flying at my head pushing back into a hotdog stand. And as most of you know i love hot dogs so when the manager said i could never come back i was taken back. How could he do this to me.
Now my only goal in life is to find ever dime ever made and destroy it. MAHAHAHAHAHA
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