I was taking my semi-anual bath in a puddle when I relized that it was deeper then most. Infact i could not feel the bottom of it. So I took in a gaint smog filled breath and dove under. As you can imagain it was inpossible to see through the mudd and slim, but I could tell that the bottom was not near. So I kept on swimming down and down till I started falling. With the sky rushing on past me and the ground jumping to meet me all I could think of was the smell. Cucumbers!!! the sent was so strong that it wrapped me up init and craddeled me softly onto the ground. When I was on my feet again I got a chance to look around and was astounded to find that everyone and everything was made from cucumbers. The people the trees absolutly everything. Well knowing my luck as soon as i started walking i stepped right into a puddle of cucumber dog crap. I proceded to chase the green mutt around the park enjoying the absolute ecstasy. when it started to rain cucumber drops bouncing of my face and tickling my arms and legs. When I remebered that I was supposed to be bathing. So i waddeled over to a nice light colored puddled and stepped in. Before I knew what was happing I falling up torwards the green colored clouds. and into a mucky puddle. Before I knew it i was standing back in my old puddle with nothing but a faint saint of cucumer drifting away from my skin.